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1. Hi. I dont mean to scare you, but will you be my friend?

2. Two frumpy looking balls within a picturesque backdrop.

3. The horse made my mother puke/My ankle cracked a couple times I hobbled the rest of the trip.

4. She smiles awkwardly.

5. I would marry him and carry him around in my pockets.

6. And still very much a paedophile/I had trouble telling them apart for a minute or two.

7. I swear to you this picture is fake/I am pretty much a walking disaster with no fashion sense or color-coordination skills whatsoever.

8. No, You've never seen a dog bigger than this.

9. Yes, its a dog. No, its not a mascot.

9. The old but very wonderful bunch.

10. A few months lag (could've been more), but this post exist bcos I simply refuse to get any work done and bcos Im badass like that.