1. Hi. I dont mean to scare you, but will you be my friend?
2. Two frumpy looking balls within a picturesque backdrop.
3. The horse made my mother puke/My ankle cracked a couple times I hobbled the rest of the trip.
4. She smiles awkwardly.
5. I would marry him and carry him around in my pockets.
6. And still very much a paedophile/I had trouble telling them apart for a minute or two.
7. I swear to you this picture is fake/I am pretty much a walking disaster with no fashion sense or color-coordination skills whatsoever.
8. No, You've never seen a dog bigger than this.
9. Yes, its a dog. No, its not a mascot.
9. The old but very wonderful bunch.